Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.

Steven Wright
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  2. When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"... - Erma Bombeck
  3. The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  4. The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. - Karl Lagerfeld
  5. I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love a child. - Anne Lamott
More Quotes By Steven Wright
  1. It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.
  2. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
  3. I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
  4. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  5. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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